Friday, June 22, 2012

10 Uncommon Video Games from the 90’s Every Gamer Should Play


Star Tropics (1990) – Chronicling the life of a young boy named Mike Jones, Star Tropics involves cave exploration, alien bad guys, and fighting off enemies with a magical yo-yo.  The story begins with Mike visiting his uncle, Dr. Jones, on C-Island only to find him missing.  Baboo, Dr. Jones’ assistant, lends Mike a submarine, a crucial component of the game, in order to island hop to find clues about his uncle’s disappearance.  Defeating cavern bosses grants Mike extra hearts that increase the strength of his yo-yo.  The intensely colored 2D graphics and memorable music add to the game-play, but the true genius comes from increasingly difficult chapters and puzzles swirled around a complex and unexpected plot.  Owners of the original game were surprised with an unusual clue to solving Uncle Jones’ disappearance, a physical letter to be dipped in water.  New gamers fear not, Star Tropics is still available for purchase on the Virtual Console for Wii.  (Released by Nintendo for NES).

Mansion of the Hidden Souls (1994) – The game-play is slow, the music repetitive, and the storyline short, but if you look past the bad, Mansion of the Hidden Souls is a story worth the experience.  Mansion resident June is summoned by the elder to solve the mystery of the blood red moon by speaking with other ghosts and solving puzzles.  The ghosts appear as butterflies that transform into eerie human heads that, at times, react fiercely to stories and events of the plot.  Over ten spirits haunt the mansion, leaving June with an overwhelming task of moving from room to room searching for clues.  Combine the floating heads with random encounters, paranoia-inducing music, and voices that always seem to trail off to get a creepy game that keeps you looking over your shoulder every few minutes.  Remember, try not to make Cathy angry. . .  (Released by Sega for Sega Saturn).

Astal (1995) – On a world known as Quartilia, young Leda and her protector, Astal, watch over the planet and bring life to all inhabitants.  While the goddess, Antowas, sleeps, an evil force, Jerado, fights to takeover the world with his warrior, Geist.  Astal ravages the land after Geist kidnaps Leda, only to awaken Antowas and receive punishment for ruining her creation.  Imprisoned on the moon, Astal watches as Leda is stolen once again, causing him to break free and finally rid Quartilia of Jerado and Geist.  Play the game as Astal and his bird companion, racing through over 20 levels of gem-like enemies and larger-than-life bosses.  Each level is side scrolling, split between player-controlled time and computer-controlled time.  The planet resembles its name, a plethora of quartz crystals sparkling in time to twinkling music, like faeries with a dark sense of humor.  If you have two controllers, one player can control Astal while the other uses the bird to help fight enemies.  (Released by Sega for Sega Saturn).

Suikoden (1995) – Although popular among veteran gamers, Suikoden is probably unknown to new video game enthusiasts.  The first role-playing game (RPG) of its kind, Suikoden boasts a turn-based battle system that invokes physical and magical attacks through the use of runes, the cornerstone of all Suikoden games.  Wander the world as the hero and recruit the 108 Stars of Destiny to build an army, construct your own castle, and return peace to the land.  To be successful, an RPG must possess a deep, spiraling plot, believable characters, music and graphics to match the feel of the game, and, most importantly, the addition of challenging quests and puzzles to receive 100% completion of the game.  Trust me, Suikoden excels at all of these traits.  Without a guide, some serious footwork is required to recruit every Star of Destiny, and if you don’t know where to look, you may find your save file reaching over 60 hours of gameplay.  And I loved every second of it.  (Released by Konami for PlayStation).

NiGHTS into DREAMS (1996) – Flying around a dream land, collecting orbs of Ideya, and fending off Nightmaren may sound simple, but only with speed and exact maneuvering will players defeat Wiseman and deliver peaceful dreams.  NiGHTS into DREAMS opens to reveal two children, Claris and Elliot, who have fallen prey to nightmares due to fears in the real world.  With the help of Nights, a Nightmaren who has betrayed his creator Wiseman, each child flies through Nightopia to collect their missing Ideya, colorful spheres of light which hold positive pieces of their personalities.  Each level or dream consists of four Mares where players must fly through the dream to collect points.  Each Mare is graded, and passing grades go on to a boss battle hosted by one of Wiseman’s top Nightmaren.  Characters fly in a whimsical 2D environment, but can also use their human counterparts to walk each dream in 3D.  However, the dream will end if caught by a beeping alarm clock.  For diehard fans, the game music is unforgettable with its upbeat tempo and flute-like sound.  While the Sega Saturn version may be difficult to find, Nintendo released a new game, Nights: Journey of Dreams, for the Wii.  Not the same experience, but at least it gives gamers a taste of Nightopia.  (Released by Sega for Sega Saturn).

Glover (1998) – Have you ever experienced a game so frustrating that you screamed in conjunction with a Donkey Kong throw of the game controller?  Well, Glover will make you do just that, along with slightly cry when your ball is destroyed with one life left at the end of the level.  Confused?  Good, because complete sanity should be abashed when playing this game as an enchanted white glove that must save the kingdom from his evil counterpart, Cross-Stitch.  After a corrupt potion spills and turns the kingdom into a wasteland, Glover must return the kingdom’s transformed crystals to the wizard’s castle to restore the realms.  Glover would normally be a simple, linear adventure game with fun, crazy levels of carnivals and dinosaur forests, but adding a required bouncy ball into the mix proves to be extremely challenging.  Players must travel with the ball throughout every level, using its different forms to solve puzzles and cross barriers.  Add in thin ledges, ball-snatching enemies, repetitive music, and slightly off camera angles to the party for a borderline breakdown of gamer sanity.  But, to be a true gamer, one must face hardships (and chest pains) to save the world.  I’ll see you again in three months with missing hair and the gleam of bouncy balls in your eyes.  (Released by Hasbro Interactive for N64)

Bomberman Hero (1998) – Picture it, an adorable, long-eyed warrior cloaked in white, pink, and blue.  Atop his head rests a small, pink bomb.  Although he looks cute, Bomberman is a serious warrior who will stop at nothing to save the princess from the evil Garaden Empire and their leader, Bagular.  Bomberman must travel to different planets, exploring various stages to reach the assigned bosses under Bagular.  Each planet offers a new visual experience, ranging from dark forests and snow covered mountains to volcanoes and pyramids.  Not only can Bomberman run and jump, but some stages also require the use of flying and submarine modes.  Stages are ranked based on the number of points collected, gold being the highest possible rank.  Those who achieve gold rankings for every planet will unlock special minigames and an alternate ending.  No worries though, stages can be replayed an unlimited number of times in order to achieve a perfect score.  So if you love throwing bombs at enemies, especially salt bombs at slugs, use Bomberman to fulfill your pyromanical desires and save the princess from the empire (insert Star Wars music).  (Released by Nintendo for N64).

Tonic Trouble (1999) – Eating your vegetables has never been more important, especially when faced with oversized killer carrots and turnips.  When spaceman Ed finds an unknown can of sludge on the table, he does what any sane person would do, throws back his head and takes a nice, big swig.  The nasty flavor causes Ed to dispose of the liquid, which makes its way to Earth and into the hands of the evil Viking, Grogh.  The potion transforms Grogh and the surrounding lands, and Ed must fights his way to the can to prepare an antidote.  Each level consists of collecting parts to build a catapult that will fly Ed to Grogh’s kingdom.  A variety of weapons are earned throughout the game after saving The Doc from his haywire robots.  Ed must travel through canyons, glaciers, and ancient pyramids to find all of the machine parts.  With the help of Suzy, The Doc, Agent Xyz, and some magical popcorn, Ed stands a good chance against defeating Grogh and bringing peace back to Earth.  Despite an inventive plot and range of challenging levels, my two gripes of the game would have to be the poor camera angles and load times of the game, known for causing partial freezes and glitches during gameplay.  If you can ignore those flaws, Tonic Trouble is a fun adventure for all types of gamers.  (Released by Ubisoft for N64).

Jet Force Gemini (1999) – Defeat the evil Mizar and his insect army by cruising the galaxy as the brother-sister-dog trio known as the Jet Force Gemini team.  The only crew left from their organization, Juno, Vela, and Lupus must go from planet to planet saving natives and killing alien bugs in order to stop Mizar from destroying the galaxy.  Jet Force Gemini is a product of Rare, known for their graphic styling and catchy music.  Gameplay exists as third-person shooting with a multitude of weapons to use.  If accuracy isn’t your gig, you may find yourself consistently running low on ammo, one of the big challenges of the game.  Certain members of the team, with each team member hosting different abilities like swimming and flying, can only explore specific planets.  Although most levels are tedious, requiring the rescue of every tribal to acquire 100% completion, the game is worth the experience, testing gamers’ attention to detail and shooting skills.  Halo and Call of Duty just can’t stand up to this N64 galactic classic.  (Released by Rare for N64).

Legend of Dragoon (1999) – Yet another gem in the RPG world, Legend of Dragoon has some of the best custom music ever created for such a long and in-depth game.  Players begin the game on the continent Endiness with Dart, a blonde, rough-looking guy who is immediately attacked by a giant dragon.  Physical attacks are launched using a sync system where the X button must be pressed when a series of squares align in the middle.    Throughout the game, Dart travels through different regions and meets companions who join his quest to destroy the black monster that killed his parents.  Each member of the team resonates with a Dragoon spirit, equipping them with various elemental powers and armor of matching color.  Exploring the expansive map requires a lot of time and patience in order to collect all of the treasure chests and key items.  Although battling becomes monotonous when power leveling, the storyline is captivating and the side quests allow players to gain more knowledge about the characters’ pasts.  Misplaced trust, murder, and secret love flourish throughout Dart’s life, unbeknownst to him and the player until the very end.  (Released by Sony Computer Entertainment for PlayStation).

Sunday, April 8, 2012

I Spy an Easter Guy (or Bunny, that is)



May your eggs be yolky and baskets full of chocolate, always chocolate.

~The Vegetarian Cat

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Psychotic Fish

Are you a fortune teller?  Can you tell me how to find the nearest path to enlightenment, however drenched with wrath, consistently wrapped around my little finger, a string no bigger than a C from a bass summoned by the god of thunder, a constant reminder that hind sight is 20/20 even when I have plenty of voices to tell me otherwise, to tell me how to die and live in the same breath.  Nine lives of constant glances over the shoulder, wondering when the thin string will continue to wrap around my body, slithering past navel to neck where even the slightest cough sends trickles down my spine.  How many times will I fight to make music, a serenade of notes no human can hear, decibels sounding to the ears of fancy chinchillas and vampire bats, out hunting each other for a midnight snack, consciously choosing to avoid tried and true sustenance, leaves and fruits and insects?  But how many of us would attempt the oddest obstacles, climb the strangest pinnacle in the face of a hooded man holding a blade, eerily reflecting the exact shade of skin enrobing my body, collapsing on the nearby grass, a simple modification of carcasses from centuries of passing.  I wonder, are you a fortune teller?

Or the same hooded man around my neck? 

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Puppy Birthday & Couponing Chinchilla?!?

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My adorable family Dach-Pom celebrated her 6th birthday yesterday, complete with squeaky rubber chickens and some cheesecake-inspired Ben & Jerry's ice cream (dogs love dairy oh so much).  With all of the festivities, she also managed to swipe the catnip bird I purchased for my Garfield-iend orange tabby.  The blue feathers, the crinkly stuffing, the thought of chewing on something you are just not suppose to have. . . it was too much temptation.  My sweet Bella managed to maneuver past my Girl Scout Cookie induced hypnotic state and snatch the poor bird between her tiny teeth.  The bird didn't stand a chance.  And now, among the scraps of felt and feathers, all that remains is a polka dot carcass, covered in the sweet scent of puppy drool and desire.  But it's filled with catnip - I don't think my tabby will mind the canine bite marks too much.

On a more informational note, giving ice cream to my pup is not a regular occurrence.  Too many treats of any kind are harmful to any animals' natural diet.  Ice cream is a pretty safe choice for dogs in small quantities.  The protein and calcium content are fairly high, and, depending on the flavor, sugar levels can be in the lower range.  Make sure whatever treat you are giving your pet, you have researched if it's harmful to their digestive system.  Some toxic and/or dangerous foods to avoid giving dogs and cats are: chocolate and cocoa powder, onions, garlic, grapes and raisins, mushrooms, fatty meats and trimmings, fish bones, raw eggs, poinsettias, and lilies.  Dairy can also be an issue, depending on your pet and the number of lactase enzymes produced in the stomach.  If you want to give your pet dairy, only provide a very small amount at a time to see if there are any adverse reactions.  Vomiting and diarrhea are key signs.  Remember, dogs may love getting pieces of hot dog or some Kraft cheese slices (processed cheese = bad), but those treats actually shorten their lives.  Choose a healthier option, like carrots or natural dog biscuits from the pet store.


If you've been keeping up with the blog, you now know the Vegetarian Cat is a couponing fiend.  Tomorrow, I will be teaching my first course about the basics of saving money using these magical forms of paper money (currency is actually made from linen and cotton).  I usually print the majority of my coupons from websites like coupons.com or target.com/coupons.  When I first got my chinchilla, I would often take him to his room (yes, he has his own room) and clip coupons while watching him bounce off of the walls and play basketball.  Until I found out the truth.  My darling child, the fruit of my love, is a coupon addict.  Neatly stacked piles of freshly clipped coupons scattered across the bed.  Coupons hidden under toys, boxes, and bed sheets.  Corners nibbled and torn.  My Fuji apple had turned rogue, stealing coupons faster than I could cut them (sounds a little like a Dach-Pom I know).  Despite the apparent rush he feels from nibbling paper, I had to halt our couponing time together, cold tofurkey.  I feel it's best for both of us.  Now, after a recovery period, he still steals toys and treats from my unsuspecting hands, maybe a piece of hay now and then.  But the coupons are tucked away from prying chinchilla paws.  Hopefully he never finds my binder.

Now, you know you want it. . . it's time for:

*** Coupon Deals of the Week ***
Walgreens
Select seeds, 5/$1 with in-ad coupon
Tylenol Precise Heat Patches 3-4 pack or Pain Relief Cream 2.5 oz. $5
- use $5/1 Tylenol Precise from RP 2/19
Kleenex Facial Tissue 24, 70, or 100 sheets $.99
- use $.50/1 Kleenex from SS 2/12
All Laundry Detergent 28-40 loads $3.50
- use $1/1 All Detergent 
Hunt's Tomato Sauce 8 oz. $.39 with in-ad coupon
Goody Ouchless Elastic hair ties 27 pack, $2.99, receive 2RR

CVS
Coldcalm 60 ct. $6.99, receive 6.99ECB
Slim Fast bars 5 ct. or shakes 4 pk., 2/$10, buy 2 receive 2ECB
- use (2) $1.50/1 Slim Fast shakes 
- pay $7, receive 2 ECB
Poise pads and liners, on clearance, price varies between $2-$4
- use Poise coupon 
Schick Intuition, Quattro for Men/Women razor 1 ct. or 3-4 ct. cartridges $8.99, receive 3 ECB
- use $2/1 Schick Intuition razor or $2/1 Schick Quattro razor from RP 1/15
- pay $6.99, receive 3 ECB

Looks a lot like my orange tabby. . .

 Now, I'm off to eat some yummy Greek yogurt and play with my baby.

~ The Vegetarian Cat
     

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Trials and Tribulations of St. Valentine's Day


Chinese New Year has come and gone, and with the holiday's closing, thoughts swirl to images of pink and red, hearts and chocolate.  Valentine's Day, celebrated around the world with slight variations, allows friends and lovers to express their inner feelings through flowers, candies, cards, and acts of devotion.  The saints honored on February 14th were not pioneers of love, but priests martyred over a thousand years ago.  In 1382, Geoffrey Chaucer wrote a poem about King Richard II and his wife, Anne of Bohemia, intertwining the young couple's romantic bond with Valentine's Day.  One of my favorite traditions exists in South Korea, where women give chocolate to men on February 14th, and men give non-chocolate candy to women on March 14th.  On April 14th, all of the people who did not receive gifts flock to Korean restaurants and drown their sorrows in jajangmyeon - a dish of black noodles strewn with meats, vegetables, or seafood (I feel a vegetarian version in the making).

I typically don't celebrate Valentine's Day with too much enthusiasm.  Maybe a pink cookie here, a chocolate-drenched candy there.  One day to express love just isn't enough, especially for my little baby chinchilla (the best, furriest Valentine ever)!  So while he sleeps in his hammock, slightly swaying in a serene slumber, I think of the cheesecake I made for another Valentine, however crabby he is at times.  And I will share the recipe, although I must admit, I think the final product isn't at all up to my normal caliber of cheesecake excellency.  But baking is trial and error, and now I know that Oreo cream cannot substitute for sugar. . .

Valentine's Day Oreo Cheesecake with Raspberry Jam

Crust:
1 1/2 - 2 cups crushed Oreo cookie crumbs, frosting removed and set aside
3 tbsp butter, melted (more if you use more crumbs for a higher crust)
1 tbsp sugar

Filling:
(4) 8 oz. packages of cream cheese
1 tsp. extract (I used vanilla, but raspberry would be good)
Leftover cream from separated Oreos (I used a package of Christmas Oreos, and the red fillings turned my cheesecake a pretty pink color)
4 eggs
1c. of sugar (here is where I went wrong)*

Optional Decoration: 2 tbsp raspberry jam

Directions:  Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.  Combine Oreo crumbs, butter, and sugar in bowl, and press into 9-inch springform pan, patting crumbs evenly across the bottom and up the sides.  Place cream cheese in microwave-safe bowl and heat for 1 minute, until cream cheese is softened.  Mix together cream cheese, sugar, Oreo creams, and extract with electric mixer until incorporated.  Add eggs one at a time, mixing until each disappears into batter.  Meanwhile, heat raspberry jam for 30 seconds in microwave, until thin and runny.  Pour batter into springform pan, and use a spoon to to drip raspberry jam over cheesecake in the pattern of a heart.  Bake for about 55 minutes, until edges are set, but middle is slightly jiggly.  Use a spatula to gently separate the cheesecake from the rim, leaving the latch on the pan secure.  Cool at room temperate, then refrigerate for 4 hours or overnight.

*Note:  When making this cheesecake last night, I realized I didn't have enough sugar, my stockpile barren of the sweet stuff.  So I remembered back to making a cheesecake, substituting white chocolate for sugar in specific ratios.  Thinking the same would be true for Oreo filling, I used the cream instead of sugar.  While I haven't tried the refrigerated product, I did taste a little piece out of the oven.  The cake was creamy and cheesy, but more like the base for a savoury, not sweet, cheesecake.  So I recommend using about 1 cup of sugar in addition to the Oreo creams to really reach that sugary bite.

Coupon Deals of the Week 2/12 - 2/18

Walgreens
LypSyl Extreme Cold Sore Relief 3 oz. $5, receive 5RR
Walgreens TRUEresult Meter $14.99, $14.99 mail-in rebate
Cardio Juice $7.99, $7.99 mail-in rebate
Got2b hair products $5.99, BOGO
- use (2) $3/1 Got2b products from RP 2/11
- Both for Free

CVS
Colgate Total 4-4.2 oz. $2.75, receive 2ECB
- use $.75/1 Colgate Total from SS 2/12
Nivea Lip Care .17-.2 oz. $2.50, spend $10, receive 3 ECB
- buy 4, use (2) $3/2 Nivea lip care products from RP 2/12
Lady Speed Stick Deodorant $1.99, spend $15, receive 5ECB
- buy 8, use (4) BOGO Speed Stick deodorants from SS 1/29
Summer's Eve Feminine Cleansing Cloths 16 ct. $2.99, BOGO
- use $2/2 Summer's Eve products

Target
(Buy any 2 participating Trojan or K-Y products, receive $10 GC)
Trojan Ultra-Thin Lubricating Condoms $13.76
- $2/1 Trojan condoms 10ct or larger
K-Y Yours+Mine Kissable Sensations Lubricant $14.99
K-Y Yours+Mine Intrigue Premium Personal Lubricant $15
- $7/1 K-Y Premium product

Enough with cheesecakes and coupons, go out there and tell someone you love them (but probably not that creepy guy down the street who always winks at you while reading the newspaper on his porch while rocking in a chair producing a sound reminiscent of bones creaking in a cellar).

~ The Vegetarian Cat

(Darth Fuzzy, my shadowy feline friend, I will love you and miss you forever).

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Year of the Dragon

Photo by chooyutshing

The year of the dragon is upon us once again, promising good fortune for those born in 1988 (like me).  A symbol of energy and strength, the dragon is a leader among the heavenly and earthly realms, spouting not only brimstone, but the vast knowledge of the world.  Dragons are typically loners, requiring time in solitude to recuperate from their often stressful encounters.

As a child, I always told myself I would find a dragon someday while exploring the ancient lands of Asia.  Diving into ocean trenches, exploring volcano caverns, navigating the densest forests.  What I might actually find will probably be a mystery forever, but sometimes the dream is enough.  Holding on to childhood memories helps us remember who we are.  That being said, let's take a spiel into dragon territory in light of the Chinese New Year.

Dragon Blood Dessert
1/2 c. water
1 c. sugar
2 tsp. cherry extract
Cherry sherbet (or any red sorbet)
Cherry 7-up

Cook the water, sugar, and extract mixture over medium heat until sugar dissolves completely and mixture becomes clear (or red if extract is colored).  Let cool and transfer to squeeze bottle with small nozzle or tip.  Chill stemmed glasses in freezer for about 30 minutes, until frosty.  Place 1 to 2 scoops of sherbet in each glass, followed by the soda.  Drizzle simple syrup over sherbet and enjoy.

*Note: The red elements can be replace with lime flavored ingredients to create the look of dragon snot.*


I'm still working on a dragon rice recipe, something spicy with a lot of crunch.  I will post the results later.  Dragon cupcakes sound like a good idea too, with crimson wrappers and butter cream eyes.
Here's hoping Shenron has a fruitful year!


~The Vegetarian Cat